Hopefully you’ll find all the common questions answered here, but if there’s anything  you still want to ask about, please get in touch. 

General

I / we’ve never done this before, I’m / we’re really nervous.

Don’t worry, lots of people are! It’s no problem if this is all new to you, we are both good at putting clients at ease. And if you wish this can start with a WhatsApp chat before you book. The focus is on your comfort, and meeting your needs so feel free to say what you like or dislike before or during your appointment.

I am not happy with my body / this bit of my body / I’ve had surgery, etc.

Don’t worry, there’s absolutely zero judgement here. If you want to discuss anything you are worried about, just ask.

Will I smell of massage oil after the treatment?

The oil is grapeseed oil which is called a base oil and doesn’t smell. At the end of the massage excess oil is removed with wipes and couch roll, or you can finish a little early and have a shower. (Please mention this at the start of the appointment) 

Can I have a shower beforehand as I am coming straight from work?

Yes, but this will form part of your appointment time. 

Do you do home/hotel visits?

No. It’s simply not practical or cost-effective to do them.

I’m not sure about having a treatment from a stranger? I don’t know you? Is it safe?

We can chat if prior to your appointment if that would help to make you feel more comfortable. You can also ask anything you like. Your comfort and peace of mind are priorities. Many clients say that some of the reasons they come here is that we are a couple and the professional approach we take on our website and in-person. If you are a new client then there is an element of mutual trust too. If you wish to let someone know you are ok, part way through the session, that’s absolutely fine too.

What if someone calls you asking if I’ve visited?

No matter who calls us, we do not discuss clients and will neither confirm or deny if someone has been to see us.

Can I kiss you, touch you, lick you, have sex with you, etc?

The services are as advertised here only. Specific requests, that are a variation on those services may be ok but there is definitely no sex. In terms of touching, Dave is fine with you touching him wherever you like but for Pixie it’s strictly no touch or you will be asked to leave.  All appointments are based on mutual trust and respect.

Can you send more photos? Can I send you a photo?

The only photos available are already on the website. There is no need to send us photos.

Can my partner watch?

Your partner is welcome to watch if you are having a massage.

There’s something I’d like to ask/talk about or I have a fantasy that I am embarrassed about

Please just ask away. You won’t offend and at worst the answer will be no.

Do you get aroused?

Sometimes, Dave does more so if touched but ultimately the focus is on you and your responses.

Where do you live?

Our home is in a residential area in a quiet part of a village about 4 miles south of Colchester. The massage room has it’s own entrance. The location is discreet, and there is normally plenty of parking. For your first appointment, you’ll get the address when you confirm you will be coming, normally 1 or 2 days beforehand.

For yoni / vaginal / vulva / clitoral massage

I’ve never had an orgasm before/ find it difficult to orgasm/ had little intimate touch

There’s no pressure on any client to orgasm nor should you put pressure on yourself. The more you can relax the more enjoyment you will get. If it happens then great but try to go with the flow. On the first visit clients can be very nervous so it is always best to focus on relaxing and it may be easier on the next appointment. The massage does not purely focus on the genitals, but covers the whole body.

There are many reasons why some people find it difficult to orgasm including past triggers, situations or trauma. Rest assured you are not alone. We strongly recommend having a chat before your massage as it will help put you at ease but also give an opportunity to confidentially discuss some background, why you’d like an appointment and if there’s anything in particular you would like to get out of the appointment. Finally, it’s a very different environment from one where you are expected to reciprocate, so clients seem to find this really helps them focus on their pleasure and enjoy the experience.

For lingam / penis massage

I ejaculate quickly / I will be embarrassed

The massages are much more than about having an orgasm. They are truly sensual so if you ejaculate at the beginning, middle or end or not at all, it doesn’t matter. The massage will continue and if you get aroused again perhaps you will be able to orgasm again.

I don’t get erect / I’ve had prostate or other surgery / I don’t ejaculate

Don’t worry – you will still enjoy all the massage elements and sensual touch, and not having an erection or not ejaculating doesn’t mean you won’t orgasm. Some clients have erectile dysfunction (including due to medication, diabetes, surgery, or even stress) but still say how much they enjoy the massage and touch. Equally some clients can get erect but not ejaculate. You can still orgasm.